Newtown Rotary Current Projects

	Left : Last year Karen explained the fascination the local Rotary club has with silly coconut shell bras and grass skirts. Last June Dr. Lantzy gave his shells and grass skirt to President, Paul Salvatore	John B. claims that the coconuts came from Yardley, where he turned the original contents into coconut water ice.

Above: Sal inducts Mark into the coconut club. Sal had a wonderful year as club president. Will this coconut business ever end? Right: The incoming prez gets the coconuts and skirt. The outgoing prez sports a new sarong, supposedly a gift from a notable local doctor...or is that notorious?
<-Newtown Borough police are looking for a retired doctor who may be cross-dressing. If anyone has information about this person, please notify the Mayor. Right: George wants to know if coconut milk can be turned into ethanol and mixed with gasoline to get better gas mileage. He has no comment about the Rotary coconuts. Below: This coconut humor is getting stale. Next year can we change the theme for the Change-over party. Perhaps a Scottish theme with kilts, or a German theme with Dirndls and Lederhosen would be good.